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 The web can be a strange place. Luckily, Dr. Kokonuts, your Off the Wall administrator, is a little crazy and likes strange things. Like the many corners of the galaxy, the Internet also holds the biggest surprises in the places surfers fear to tread. Off the Wall, our weekly feature publishing every Tuesday, takes you to the parts of the WWW you were never meant to see. What are you waiting for? Email Dr. Kokonuts your Off the Wall Web sites! |
May 6, 2008
 | Alien performance art
This is a true gem of the Internet, as are a lot of the "cartoons" on the Tales of Mere Existence site. It just hits a chord of sincerity, since I've had so many conversations like this with my own mom. Why can't they understand that some people might not like fish? Is it that unbelievable? I guess I just don't know what it's like to be a mom. I particularly enjoyed the crude drawings. | |
 | Pig Blaster
There are exceedingly few online games in which the main character is powered by his/her flatulence. That is a shame. Pig Blaster does its best to rectify this problem. [ha! Nice pun] Basically, you control a pig (wearing goggles) who runs and jumps off a trampoline, and then you have to keep it afloat as long as possible by farting at the right time. In the world of pigs, farts are so powerful that they can actually propel the swine. That's a fact. | |
 | Tom Cruise: The Official Site
To be perfectly fair, there's a good chance that Tom Cruise has never seen his own official website. There's a better-than-decent chance that Cruise doesn't know how to get onto the Internet or how to read, but that's neither here nor there. The funny thing about this site is how insanely self-aggrandizing it is, in an ironic way. If Tom Cruise had anything to do with making this site, he must believe he's the greatest man ever. Or the biggest clown. | |
 | Cursor Race
This is one of the dumbest -- albeit entertaining -- online games I've ever played. All you do is steer a cursor around a track, racing against one of those pointy-handed cursors. At first, the opposing cursor is easy to beat, but, like any Internet game worth its salt, it gets exceedingly more difficult as you progress. Probably the biggest waste of time I've ever encountered, which is why you might enjoy it. No offense. | |
 | Man Babies
And now, from the corner of the Internet which is completely inexplicable, comes this little site known as Man Babies. What are Man Babies, you ask? Well, they're a series of photos of men and babies, only with the heads switched, so the babies look like men and the men look like babies. Who makes this kind of stuff? It's just creepy. | |
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