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 The web can be a strange place. Luckily, Dr. Kokonuts, your Off the Wall administrator, is a little crazy and likes strange things. Like the many corners of the galaxy, the Internet also holds the biggest surprises in the places surfers fear to tread. Off the Wall, our weekly feature publishing every Tuesday, takes you to the parts of the WWW you were never meant to see. What are you waiting for? Email Dr. Kokonuts your Off the Wall Web sites! |
April 8, 2008
 | What's your dateability factor?
Everyone wants to know how attractive they are to the opposite sex. Thanks to this handy survey, you can finally find out once and for all. By answering a series of simple questions, the site generates your personal dateability quotient. I got an 8.63, which, I have to say, made me feel pretty darn good. Ladies, send me an email! | |
 | Quick Park
While my driving skills have always been questionable, I happen to consider myself one of the world's greatest parkers. Unfortunately, my legendary parking ability doesn't exactly translate to the world of online gaming. In this game, you're given a predetermined length of time to park the car a number of times. It starts out easy, then gets really hard. | |
 | Rejected Star Wars merchandise
I know what you're thinking: George Lucas never rejected ANY merchandise related to Star Wars. You'd think that, but you'd be dead wrong. There actually happens to be a bunch of different items that were too junky even by Star Wars standards. While most of these things aren't worth buying, I'd be more than happy to own a Jabba the Hut beanbag chair. But then, who wouldn't? | |
 | The Cheeseburger Cowboy
If something ever caused the Internet to shut down, the tragedy of it all would be that we'd never again see anything as ridiculous as this clip. The Cheeseburger Cowboy is basically a random lunatic who rides around in a minivan while chucking cheeseburgers at his unsuspecting victims. Now that I think about it, who would suspect they were about to get hit with a random cheeseburger? I know it'd catch me off-guard. | |
 | Mind control themes and triggers in movies
I'm almost always suspicious of The Man, so it goes without saying that I'd have a keen interest in this site. Basically, the author picks out different symbols from various movies and explains how they implant thought and beliefs in your mind. This is more interesting and intellectual than it is Off the Wall worthy, but I don't write a feature like that, so I had to stick it here. | |
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