Mr. CrazygonutsThe web can be a strange place. Luckily, Dr. Kokonuts, your Off the Wall administrator, is a little crazy and likes strange things. Like the many corners of the galaxy, the Internet also holds the biggest surprises in the places surfers fear to tread. Off the Wall, our weekly feature publishing every Tuesday, takes you to the parts of the WWW you were never meant to see.

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March 26, 2008

The least impressive Guinness world records
Do you know how to do something better than anyone else? Is your secret talent essentially useless? Do you crave recognition for said useless talent? Well, all you have to do is send an email to the good chaps at Guinness and make an attempt to get into their great book. And, best of all, since your talent is probably extrordinarily obscure, there's a decent chance your record will never be broken!


Street-tested self defense
If you ever get nervous walking through the mean streets of your town, there's a better-than-good chance that Derrick can help you with your problem. By following his easy-to-understand instructions, you'll not only walk with utter confidence, but you'll also be secure in the knowledge that you helped a crackhead get off crack. It's a win-win situation.


What's your style?
If you're anything like me, you love taking quizzes on the Internet, and you also love having your personality neatly categorized. With this fun quiz, you choose from a series of photos to discover the official classification of your personal style. So now, not only do I know that I'm "city slicker-chic," but I also have a decent idea about what kind of lamp I should buy.


50 great things to do with tennis balls
To this point in life, I've mostly used tennis balls for, er, playing tennis. Little did I know that there are millions of things (or 50) to do with them. The uses range from artistic to practical to plain goofy. Have you even considered making furniture out of tennis balls? How about using them to remove the scuffs from your hardwood floor? Tennis balls can do anything...


Nanotube
What would an installment of Off the Wall be without at least one fun game? (It'd be a slightly less interesting version of Off the Wall, that's what it'd be.) In this one, you merely have to prevent the space balls from passing the barrier you control. It sounds easy, and it starts off easy, but then it gets extremely difficult. Enjoy!


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Recent Off the Wall Archives
June 3, 2008 :
  • The Internet's greatest sucker punches


  • May 20, 2008 :
  • Stuff you think is cool but isn't


  • May 6, 2008 :
  • Check out Tom Cruise' new official site


  • April 29, 2008 :
  • The greatest pop music superstar from Bulgaria!


  • April 22, 2008 :
  • Mickey Mouse attempts suicide


  • April 15, 2008 :
  • Enjoy the world's longest slam dunk


  • April 8, 2008 :
  • How dateable are you?


  • April 1, 2008 :
  • Most child-warping cartoons from the '80s


  • March 26, 2008 :
  • The least impressive Guinness world records






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